Current Affairs of Pakistan: Funny SMS

Funny SMS

She is just a

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Is se zyada tou Shakespear bhi aurat
ko nahi jaan saka

BhaBi Me Apny Boy Friend ko Kia Dun?
BhaBi:
Us Ka Name Kya Hy?
Girl! “( SMSBLOW )”
BhaBi:
Wo Dikhta Kaisa Hy?
Girl:
Wonderful,
Good Looking
Smart
Cute
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Hand Some
BhaBhi:
To phr Mera ZONG Wala Number De Do.
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,__(‘;’)__,
) ) Uuuf kadi
// Garoor E nai kitA.
DOn’t B jaluSe..

Funny Thought For The Day

Thought For The Day

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Don’t depend on my thoughts always,
Try to think on your own sometimes..

Pathan Mobile Company Me

Pathan Mobile Company Me Job Lene Gaya

PehLe hi SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr
Use Maar Kr ßhaga diya gya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan: “Cartoon Network”

Angrezi hamen b aata hy

Biwi PATHAN se:

Jb ap k pas phone hy or mere pas b
to ap ne LETTER Q bheja?
Pathan:
O humne tumko call kia tha
us me baji boli plz “TRY LETTER”…
Ab itna to angrezi hamen b aata hy

Pathan gussy se

Pathan gussy se:

‘Waiter’ Chiken biryani me
chiken hi nahi hai??
Waiter:
Sir, Gulab jaman me konsa gulab hota hai??
Pathan: “Han yar sorrY”

Shadi main dulhan Ko

Teacher:

Shadi main dulhan Ko Ghungat Main
Q Rakha Jata Hy?
Student:
Ta Ke kisi K Moun se Ye Na nikal Jaye
“OYEE!! Ay ty mery nal v set c..

Sardar Funny SMS

1 sardar apne bimaar bhai ko maar raha tha.

1 aadmi ne pucha:
Tum ise Q maar rahe ho?
Sardar:
Doctor ne keya c
Ennu goli kutt k deni ay..

Mirasi SMS

1 Mirasi k ghar aag lag gai

mirasi Ne Aag Bujany K Liye Phook Mari
To Uska Padd Nikl Gya Dobara Phok Mari
Phir Se Padd Nikl Gya Mirasi ne bund Ko
Aag Ki Tarf Kia aur Gusy Sy Bola;
Le Tu Bujha Le, vaddi aai 1122..

Tiddiyan Picha nhi chortein

1 larka Perfum lga k bus me charha

larki ne Comment pas kya
“Aaj kal Frnayl ka use zyada
hi hota ja rha hy”
Larka: Phir b Tiddiyan Picha nhi chortein..

Tamam log sunn len

Garmi bht ho gayi hy.
Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy.

Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen
Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den

Q k

“BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy.

Mera farz tha ap ko batana
or ap ka kaam hy khud ko…

90% Pathan bewakoof hote

Court Me faisla howa

90% Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Is pr Pathano ne kafi shor Machaya
Phir faisla howa
10% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote
Tab ja kar Mamla thanda howa..

Pathan Funny Joke

Pathan: Samunder mei Dahi daal rha tha.

Dosra Pathan: yeh kya ker rha hai?
Pehla pathan: Lassi bna rha hn.
Dosra Pathan: yeh kya pagalpan hai,
teri inhin harkaton ki wjah say log
hum per joke bnatay hain..Ab bata,
Itni sari lassi kon peeye ga..

Piche hat ja SaQi

Mere Mazhab main Shahrab peena Hraam hai,

Is liye Teri judai mein “Lassi” peeta rahta hun..
(‘,’)/
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,/’ /,
Rog da Rog.
te Thand di Thand..
Piche hat ja SaQi..
Ek glaas hor de Masi…

Friendship means

: Friendship means:

U Happy, I Happy.

U sad, I Sad.

U cry, I cry.

U laugh, I laugh.

U fall down in Naala,

I dance Oo LA-LA Oo LA-LA! :

Mgr Itna Yad Rkhna

Mujy chorna ha to shoq sy chor 2

Ay ‘DOST”
Mgr itna yad rkhna
k…
Metha khrboza..
Laal Dawana..
ty “Saday” warga dost
kismt nal e lbda ay..:-p:-)

Kya 4 lrkiyan ek stool pr

Teacher: Kya 4 lrkiyan ek stool pr beth skti hain?

Pappu: Bilkul..
Teacher: Kesy.?
Pappu: Stool ko Ulta kr k..
Teacher: G oye pappu, kisi gashtti dya bchya..:p:p

Customer to Banker

Customer to Banker:

Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karwata houn,
to kitnay din mein clear ho ga..?
Banker:
Sir, 2-3 din lagein ge..
Customer:
Dono Banks aamne saamne hain,
phir itnay din Q lagein ge.?
Banker:
Sir, procedure to follow karna parta hai.
For example: agar aap Qabristan ke bahir,
accident mein mar jatay hain,
to pehlay aap ko Ghar le kar jaein ge,
Ghusal dein ge,
kafan pehnaein ge,
Janaza prhein ge,
ya wahien dafna dein ge..?
Customer: . . . . . . “Lanat teri misaal te”..:p:p

Computerzied “BACHI”

“Computer Engineering” Field Ki Larki,

Ko
Kisi larky ny chiera,
uska ghussa aisy nikla
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oey input output
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Pedaishi Error,
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Virus k Bachy,
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Excel ki currupt file
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1 Click Marungi to Zameen Sy Delete Ho k
Qabar Mein Install Ho Jayega.
Oooh teri khair computerzied “BACHI”sss..:p:p

Heyyy vut aar yeww duinn

Girls (texts): Heyyy vut aar yeww duinn??

Boy: Nothing bs s0ch rha hun
aik dictionary le k
tere muu pe maar dn..:p:p

Adult Msg

Boy: Tumhari Ammi Kya Karti Hain?

Girl: Un Ka Beauty Parlour Hai,
Woh Dulhan Tayyar Krti Hain.
Tum Batao Tumharay Abbu Kya Krtay Hain?
Boy: Woh Dulha Tayyar Krtay Hain.
Girl: Wao…
Tou Kya Un Ka Bhi Beauty Parlour Hai?
Boy: Nahin…….Woh HAKEEM Hain..:p:p

Hum 35 Behn Bhai han

Pathan: Hum 35 Behn Bhai han

Girl: Kia tumahre ghr Family planing
waly ni ay thy
Pathan: Ay thy Hm sb Sipara parh rhy thy
wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy..:-P

1 pagal dusry pagal se

1 pagal dusry pagal se udasi Se:

Sab log Humain pagal kyun kehty hain?
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.,
Ay Le Tamatar.
Tay
SHAKANJWI Bana…:-p

Girls ko sms karne se acha hai

Girls ko sms karne se acha hai.

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Kutty ko pathar mar lo
kam se kam reply to karta hai. :-):-D true enough

Student Funny SMS

Teacher:

Agr irada pkka ho to “JO”
hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss,
agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, “Misses” hoten…:-P

Funny Husband Wife SMS

Bivi: Kyun na hum apni shaadi ki

saalgirah per 1 bakra zibah karen?
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hay
saza us ghareeb ko kyun doon??:p:p

Main Rang Sharbaton ka

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Tu Gandy Naaly ka Paani
Hahaha
La dass
Hunn banda bisti v
na kry apny yaar di..:p:p

Taab-e-daar GUJJRA

“Teacher student se: Taab-e-daar ka jumla bnao.

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Student: “Japhi kut k j pavein ikk war GUJJRA.
Sari zindgi rava gi Taab-e-daar GUJJRA..:p:p

Larki ka Bap

Larki ka Bap,

May nhi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri
ZindGi kisi kanJar k 7 Guzary
Lrka:
Bs Uncle is Lye To May
Usy yhan Sy Ly Jane aya hu..:p:p

“Jahaz” bn jaye ga

Aap se thori si help chahye..

Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
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us paper ka “Jahaz” bn jaye ga??:p:p

Haircut At Saloon

Haircut At Saloon..

Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye.

Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage..:p:p

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na howa karo

DOSTO
Sunaa hai k beautiful log km bola krte hain
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_//_ Oh My God Tusi ty baraa ee rola pande o..:p:p

Smart answer by a female

Smart answer by a female.

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On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
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‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
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Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p

Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men

Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men murga khany

gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p:p

1 Punjabi Jorra England gaya

1 Punjabi Jorra England gaya,

Wo aik Hotel main gaye,
Punjabi ne waiter se keha:
Sir,
Most respectfuly
I Beg to say that
I’m ill & can not come to school,
therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2 days.
Waiter, Tea lay Aaya.
Wife:
wah g wah!
Tuwanu te far far Angrezi Aandi a.
Punjabi:
Karma’n waliye Halay te main
Pani wastay “Thirsty Crow” ni sunai.:p:p

Funny Message

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy
k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay..
Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy..:p:p

Funny Msg

Doctor Ne mareez Ki Memory

wash Kr D Aur Pucha
“Kuch Yad Aa Rha Hy”?
Mreez: Sirf BV Ka Nam
Doctr Hns kr: Sb Kch Format Ho Gya
Mgr Virus Nhi Gya:-):-P

Call me sweeto

Grl: Call me sweeto

Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
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Grl:
haramdeya phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p

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Aurat ko Husn mila

Khoobsurti mili
Chand sa chehra mila
Hirni Si Ankhain
Morni jaisi Chaal
Resham Say Baal
Koil jaisi Meethi awaz
Phool si masoomiyat
Gulab Say Hont
Shehad si mithas mili
Pyar Bhra Dil mila
Phir?
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ZUBAN mili
aur
Sub Stya-Naas Ho gaya..
Hr waqat
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